Brother and sister jokes

So you are distantly related to the

family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
brother.

 

Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."

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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."

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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

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There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly, the brunette jumps onto the curb and the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette goes back into the street and starts jumping again, counting "58, 58, 58."

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Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

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Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

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Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.

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Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

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