Khmer Magazines 2018



Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini." The giant nodded. "If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?" Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. "I can't get out of these," the giant growled. "Are you sure?" the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it." "In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them? Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.

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A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...

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Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.

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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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