Khmer Magazines 2017



Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

Read more!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

Read more!

"Room service? Send up a larger room."

Read more!

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

Read more!

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Read more!

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

Read more!

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty

Read more!

Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

Read more!

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a phone." The driver of the Yugo said, "Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I've got one in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator." The driver of the Yugo said, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, "Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!" The driver of the Yugo said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce. The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night. It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly. The driver of th e Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!?!"

Read more!

What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.

Read more!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Read more!

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

Read more!

I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!

Read more!

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots." "Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."

Read more!

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Read more!

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

Read more!

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites." "Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."

Read more!

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

Read more!

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

Read more!

What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

Read more!

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

Read more!

Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.

Read more!

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Read more!

What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

Read more!

What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Read more!