Khmer Magazines 2018



A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

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Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just water." The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?" And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

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Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

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Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !

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Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

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