Khmer Magazines 2018



A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?" The flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient." Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?" The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much t ime washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises." The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked. "Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands." The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?" The flight attendant smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all lost their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the right to play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a lot, but being blind they are just not too good at hitting the ball, let alone finding it after it's hit. The priest said, "Oh my this is terrible. Tonight I'll say a little prayer for these courageous souls." The doctor heard that and said "Don't worry. I'll send them to a friend of mine, he's an ophtalmologist and he works wonders." The engineer said "Wait. Why can't they just play at ni ght?"

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

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Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

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