Khmer Magazines 2018



What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

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Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !

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Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

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How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "

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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck

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What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.

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How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

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