Khmer Magazines 2017



Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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