Khmer Magazines 2018



Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.' St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.'

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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !

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When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.

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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

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Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

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Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

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I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

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