Khmer Magazines 2018



There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

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What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots." "Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

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A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa." "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?" "Errr.., it goes.. click!"

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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off.

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.' 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'

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Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget

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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

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Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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