Khmer Magazines 2018



Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'

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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

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What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.

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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!

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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.

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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

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What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

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Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

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Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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