Khmer Magazines 2018



The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

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What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!

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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.

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Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

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Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

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What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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The Post Script by Adeline Extra

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that." The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, "To Memphis". The cop said, "I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis." So the farmer promised he would. Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again. The cop said "I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis" and to this the farmer replied "I did and we had so much fun, I'm taking him to the circus."

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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!" The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's incredible! Are you sure we can make it?" "Well we better, we're almost out of fuel." So the captain got on the intercom, and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees, and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down, and slowed the plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were sweating, the co-pilot was praying. They touched down, and came screeching to a halt just before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "HEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the captain. "That runway was SHORT!" "Yeah!" said the co-pilot, "and WIDE too!"

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What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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