Khmer Magazines 2017



The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."

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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile. - W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

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