Khmer Magazines 2018



If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You idiot!" "You're sitting on the mop bucket!

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. 'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered. 'The rifle is not loaded.' 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back. 'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.

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Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

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These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs. "How much will it cost?" asked Arnold. "About $4,500," said the owner. "What a relief!" exclaimed Arnold. 'I've finally got job security!"

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. "Little boy," she called, "don't you know you shouldn't go fishing on a Sunday?" "I'm not going fishing, ma'am," he called back, "I'm going home."

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